Universal Reality

Incoming Transmission From the Ghost Planet:
Brak: "Zoraaaaaak. hey zorak, hey. why do seagulls fly over the seeeea?"
Zorak: "eh.. ill bite. why?"
Brak: "becuase if they flew over the bay theyd be BAYgulls, see? get it? baygulls... i dont get it. do you get it?"
Zorak: "its not a matter of getting it or not getting it. the question is: is it worth bothering to get? im sure if i was interested in getting it it would be gotten. oooooh, you can be sure of that. but even if i did CHOOSE to get it and then got it, what would i get? i mean, what would be in it for me?"
Brak: "OK. heres another one. why were the little strawberries upset?"
Zorak: ":::sigh::: because they were in a jam..."
Brak: "no, because they were in a j... oooh, you already heard it."
Zorak: "yeah, about a hundred years ago."
Brak: ":::sniff::: you already heard the story 'bout the little strawberries...."
Zorak: "sooooo, Brak. know any good jokes?"
Brak: "no, not many."

Zorak: Hey Space Ghost!
Space Ghost: What Zorak?
Zorak: I'm a little teapot.
Space Ghost: Short and stout?
Zorak: Look, here's my handle.
Space Ghost: Wow; and what a spout you have!
Zorak: When I get all steamed up, hear me shout...
Space Ghost: Tip me over and pour me out?
Zorak: No! I shout: You there, prepare to be destroyed, you stupidhead!
Space Ghost: Aw, now you've ruined the moment.
Zorak: Hey, that's my job.

Its a very large universe out there. What will you do with it?
	Do you really think were all alone in such a vast place?
	*Incoming Transmission From the Ghost Planet:* Brak: "Zoraaaaaak. hey zorak, hey. why do seagulls fly over the seeeea?" Zorak: "eh.. ill bite. why?" Brak: "becuase if they flew over the bay theyd be BAYgulls, see? get it? baygulls... i dont get it. do you get it?" Zorak: "its not a matter of getting it or not getting it. the question is: is it worth bothering to get? im sure if i was interested in getting it it would be gotten. oooooh, you can be sure of that. but even if i did CHOOSE to get it and then got it, what would i get? i mean, what would be in it for me?" Brak: "OK. heres another one. why were the little strawberries upset?" Zorak: ":::sigh::: because they were in a jam..." Brak: "no, because they were in a j... oooh, you already heard it." Zorak: "yeah, about a hundred years ago." Brak: ":::sniff::: you already heard the story 'bout the little strawberries...." Zorak: "sooooo, Brak. know any good jokes?" Brak: "no, not many." Zorak: Hey Space Ghost! Space Ghost: What Zorak? Zorak: I'm a little teapot. Space Ghost: Short and stout? Zorak: Look, here's my handle. Space Ghost: Wow; and what a spout you have! Zorak: When I get all steamed up, hear me shout... Space Ghost: Tip me over and pour me out? Zorak: No! I shout: You there, prepare to be destroyed, you stupidhead! Space Ghost: Aw, now you've ruined the moment. Zorak: Hey, that's my job.
	Brak's Story: "One time i hired a monkey to take notes for me in CLASS. i would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little PIECES of PAPER. at the end of the week the teacher said, 'guys, i waNt you to write a paper using your notes.' so i wrote a paper that said, 'HELLO, MY NAME IS BINGO, I LIKE TO CLIMB ON THINGS. CAN I HAVE A BANANA? EEK! EEK!' i got an F! when i told my mom about it she said, 'i told you never to trust a monkey!' the end."

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